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This hurtin' kind of got a hold on this sweet child, but a 2-hour recovery ride for a heaven-sent rest day will keep me keepin' on. Superman is strong, Batman is righteous with quwan toys, and Spiderman can stick to walls like some wrath-filled voyeur, but 200-proof ratboy sticks to the cellars and sewers - seething and riotous - planning cold revenge with a survival edict passed undiluted to the here and now from the spark of creation, venomous and coiled beyond vexation from the Liggett junkies, pitiful ghouls, and sissified fools.

- Bob Roll (from Bobke II, "Lance and the Dipped in Ding-dong Doodle Down in Dixie")